lolzpicx:

"Leaf me alone."

lolzpicx:

"Leaf me alone."

monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

damndeductions:

Favourite Movies: Inglorious Basterds (2009)

"I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing."

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

beatonna:

King Baby says No

beatonna:

King Baby says No