voltorbo:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"w is not a vowel"
- every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

ozzylot:

imnothavinit:

Link to the NYT article on the autopsy

THERE IS OFFICIALLY NO WAY THIS CAN BE SPUN AS SELF DEFENSE!

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

deciduis:

did any of u actually like user pizza or was she the regina george of tumblr society