ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."
- How I’m going to propose  (via keepmywhiskeyneat)

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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uughhhhhhh how am I supposed to teach the kids in my class about healthy eating when literally all I’ve eaten today is a cheeseburger two packs of lifesavers and laksa

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke